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My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..
SATAN’S SACRIFICIAL WATERFALL
My period will heretofore be known as Satan’s sacrificial waterfall.
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Petition to have Stanley Tucci host the Oscars as Caesar Flickerman.